wardenmcpherson:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

shutyourmoustache:

shutyourmoustache:

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

If you scrape together a couple hundred bucks and can drive from nearby, you can have a goodass day in Disney World. Kids cost– lemme consult the ledger— uh, more than that.

teathattast:

Ant-eaters are so cool

whyyoustabbedme:

That’s how she looked

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.

iamianbrooks:

theonion:

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

anarchapella:

gallusrostromegalus:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

k25ff:

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

molly is the champion of purring

i always tell people that it’s an actual problem that we can be watching TV and then someone makes eye contact with molly and we can no longer hear the dialogue, we have to read the subtitles.

and they think we are exaggerating, but a friend came to visit and discovered that, no, that actually happens.

Loud Girl

She sounds like she’s pretending to be a motorcycle!

she can do this for HOURS, by the way. you don’t have to be petting her. i lie down next to her and start reading, and off she goes. <3

Cripes, that’s the sound the COUGARS make up at the wildlife rescue.

I love her

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

trasemc:

patrik-star:

Sweater Weather

(Source: vinesnow)

mexigay:

leaf-jelly:

leatherjacketsupervillain:

disgustinganimals:

tideartist:

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

everythingfox:

misakibum:

everythingfox:

Leave him alone :(

wtf it’s the same picture

(Source: fox-info.net)

accras:

Angela Bassett celebrating her 60th birthday

curtisnathanielstevens:

petty-vvap:

queernigga:

“it’s whole kernel”

 im SCREAMING

shared via @gazikodzo

The first time she looked at the camera had me deaaaaaaddd

When uncle changed his shades to reading glasses tho 💀

bronzewitch30928:

appropriately-inappropriate:

starcrossedcherik:

bootleg-firework:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

This is what school children in America are taught.
That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate
SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!